Dear NYC#50,
Belts come in many different varieties. One I’ve noticed recently is called the “Fist in Upper Corner of Pocket” belt.
This belt might be free, but it looks terrible.
What are you gonna do when the gypsy comes up and throws her fake baby at you? You’re gonna catch that baby, then the gypsy is gonna steal something and then your pants will be around your ankles. Fear, Anger, Humiliation. In that order.
You need a belt that’s more dependable. One that sits around your waist (or hips, or even butt) and takes the job off that fist of yours. I like this one.
Cheers,
ETN
