Dear NYC#61 and #62,
You guys have provided me with a reason to expand on hand-belts.
First and foremost, let me reiterate that a hand does not equal a belt; one does not replace the other. It seems my message is not getting through since I continue to see the hand-belt all over the city, so let me come at you from a different angle. In this picture, your poor left hand has to carry two shopping bags, your headphones, a piece of paper and your pants! Why not add in a belt and spread out the workload. Your hand will thank you.
Moving on to you, #62, I wanted to touch on your “hand-on-belt hand-belt.” You walked around like this for quite some time and all I wanted to tell you is this: It’s time to trust in your belt and believe it can, alone, do the job of holding up your pants. Believe in the power of the belt-sans-hand, AKA a belt, and you’ll be off the blog.
- establishingtheneed posted this